Whats up pimps?! This is Shawty at your beckon call!! I'm a hell of a catch. Seriously. I'm drinking margaritas, eating Doritos's and cheese dip and bomb ass muddy buddies. I don't believe in marriage so I'll be a bachelorette fo life!!!! I don't like kids much either. I love making out and getting it on with sexy ass men with rippling muscles and sparkling personalities. I love to push limits and get what I shouldn't have. I will screw any hottie on a motorcycle. I love to give people the shock factor because I dress like an innocent, sweet girl.
Men like a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets!! Am I correct?! Sorry just have to say this. FUCK THE POLICE! Okay I'm good now. I love my besties "Yaybies" and "Shrandy" and "Missy". I have the cutest/ugliest dog on the earth except she pisses me off 75% of the time. Oh and she is our mascot!! Pictures will be posted. I fucking love attention, dressing sexy, drinking, money, hot cars, money, being a sexy wild ass gangsta.. (our colors are black and white P.S.), the occasional anonymous sex, I teach Kama Sutra for the elderly, shit with the door open, walk around naked, take up my whole California king size bed, collecting Sugar Daddies, wearing designer clothes, riding in limos, drinking, saying FUCK, my favorite word is BASTARD, etc.. etc.. etc..
Anywhoooooo I'm fucking bad-ass. And hot.
hit me up. we'll chat.
shaaaaawty.
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