As the oldest member of SWAG I compare myself to a fine wine, only getting better with age. I'm a Connoisseur of the arts, enjoy sushi, and must have high thread count sheets. I have a crush on Natalie Portman, especially in her SNL rap video. Oh, I need to throw a shout out to my boy Jesus! We're tight, and I'm a little jealous of his rockin beard. My Achilles heel? Girls with tats and those big silver hoop earrings... and big eyes... and thongs.... and boobs.
Random shit about me... I was trained by Mr. Miyagi.
I'm the original inventor of kitten mittens and the snuggie. I enjoy drinking Cornona's on the beach while staring at the ocean. I drink liquor from the bottle. My next tattoo will say "Thug nasty, nasty Thug" across my chest. I'm into having sex, I ain't into makin love. Marriage is overrated. I'm currently writing two essays which should be coming soon, "The menstrual cycle- the ultimate cockblock," and "It's not me; it's you!" I love the $5 foot long song and sing it daily.
Favorite quote: "nothing like an old fashioned"-Randy Marsh
Favorite color: Butter
Favorite alcohol: All
Favorite ginger: None
Favorite cereal: Captain Crunch: peanut butter
Favorite song: 2 become 1- Spice Girls
Words to live by: Don't trust a hoe
Well that's it for now.
Peace bitches!!!!
-Dragon
Stay thirsty my friends
